Here is your sex toy round-up from the Pleasurists this week!

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Adult product reviews from the last seven days from all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #3? Read it all here. Do you Have a review for Pleasurists #4? Submit it here before Sunday November 23rd at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick
Tantus Ripple (small) by Epiphora
“The sensation was what I predicted—it certainly felt like bulbs popping in and out—but it was super pleasurable, much more so than the sensation of leaving a butt plug in my ass. This, I thought, is what they mean when they say anal play feels amazing.”

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators
Cadillac of Vibrators by Ansley Agnello
Sweet G by Ansley Agnello
Rabbit Pearl Vibrator Review by Shasta
A Wand in Hand is Worth… by Natt Nightly
Mia: by Lelo by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Buzz Bunny by Adriana
Oh! Magnificent Vibrating Glove by Domina Doll
If You Desire a Petite Rabbit by Beautiful Dreamer
Briana Wicked Curves by Beautiful Dreamer
Babeland Slimline Vibrator by Radical Vixen
Fun Factory Paul and Paulina by Ellie Lumpesse
Vibropod by Ellie Lumpesse
Hitachi Magic Wand by Epiphora

Dildos
Wild Angel Harness and Dildo by J.D. Bauchery
The Champ by David
Cyberglass Felicity by Ellie Lumpesse

Toys for Boys
Great toy to use on a cock by Lolita Wolf
A Real Man’s Cock Ring by Beautiful Dreamer
A Sex Toy Named Bob by Em & Lo

Lube/Massage Oil
Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit by Essin’ Em
Wet Body Glide Original Gel Lubricant by Shasta
Warming Lubes for A Cold Winter’s Night? by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Universal Lube by Catalina Loves

BDSM/Fetish
Leather Leash by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Under the Bed Restraints by Betty Rocket

Erotic Books
Raunchy Review: Hydrophidian by Curvaceous Dee

Adult DVDs
Real Butch Lesbian Dykes by J.D. Bauchery
Porn 4 Pussies: Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 by Domina Doll
Femme Film Fridays-Superfreak by Domina Doll
Playgirl: Indulging in Lust by Beautiful Dreamer

Miscellaneous
For Your Nymphomation XL Adult Toybox by Ang
Silver Handcuff Nipple Rings by Betty Rocket

I have shown the Slimline G Twin to many customers where I work and was impressed by the vibration.  I have wanted to try it myself for quite sometime.  Seems like a great idea: G-spot and clitoral stimulation at the same time.  However, I am always a bit wary of dual-action toys as I have never found one that truly does what it is supposed to for me.  Maybe it is the way I am physically designed, but dual action toys never hit the right places on me simultaneously.  The same can be said for the Slimline G Twin.

The Slimline G Twin is made of ABS plastic, which is one of my favorite materials because it is silky smooth and feels like a dream.  It is also waterproof which is a bonus and very affordable, so will fit the tightest budgets.  It features a large egg-shaped head at the end of a long slim shaft that is designed for G-spot stimulation.  The toy is hard and inflexible which should translate into firm, deep G-spot massage, just what a G-spot loves.  A similar egg-shaped clitoral vibrator sits at the base to provide clitoral stimulation.  Both eggs feature powerful vibration and it is not a quiet toy.

I tried using this toy several ways.  First, I played with this toy in the bathtub, using my Universal Lube and stimulated my clitoris with the G-spot head.  The vibration got me to a certain level, but never went beyond that to the climatic phase.  I next inserted the vibe, searching out my G-spot.  The curved hard head should have easily reached its spot, but I had trouble angling it properly because it is so inflexible and could never quite manage to rub myself the right way with it.  Trying to hit my G-spot and my clit at the same time with both bulbs was an exercise in frustration.  I’m a fairly short person and I found this shaft was way too long for me.  The shaft is about 4″ long, so when fully inserted it is no where near my G-spot.  And, I could never get the shaft deep enough so the clitoral part would reach my clitoris.  At its deepest point, the clitoral vibe was still an inch away from hitting my cit.  Finally, although strong, the vibrations of both heads never took me to the peak of orgasm.  Maybe I am getting jaded with so many amazing vibrators on the market like the luxury Lily, or even my old favorite the Pocket Rocket.  Personally, if I wanted to stimulate both G-spot and clitoris I would do it with separate toys like the G Twist for the G-spot and a small clitoral vibe like the Pocket Rocket.  These toys are specifically designed for those places and don’t try to do two things at once.

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Director: Shine Louise Houston
Co-director: Shae
Production Company: Pink and White Productions/Blowfish Video
Production Date: 2007
Cast: Shawn, Jiz Lee, Princess Donna, Jake, Stacy Staxxx, Skye, Trouble Royale, Johnny, Dylan Ryan, Trucker Cash, Cameo by Shine Louise Houston as the Voyeuristic Landlord
Awards: Best Dyke Film, Feminist Porn Awards 2008
In 2005, director Shine Louise Houston quit her day job selling dildos and made her virgin debut into lesbian porn with Crash Pad from Pink and White Productions.  According to SFGate columnist Violet Blue, Shine “had a hard time recommending good lesbian porn when she worked at Good Vibes — because there wasn’t much of it.”

Now Shine Louise Houston is back with Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 (2007), winner of the 2008 Feminist Porn Award for Hottest Dyke Film. Volume 1, which follows the same premise as the original film, includes performances by the hottest gender/queer dyke porn stars in the alt porn industry: Jiz Lee and her life partner Shawn.

The Crash Pad Series revolves around a loosely structured narrative. There is a secret apartment in San Francisco where grrls and bois meet for clandestine encounters to get it on– that is– those fortunate enough who hold the key.  What follows is a series of vignettes between five queer couples who share authentic moments of passion together fucking, sucking, fisting, and juicy pussy banging for our voyeuristic pleasure, and their own.  However, we are not the only spectators.  Director Shine cameos as the behind-the-scenes proprietor of this seedy crash pad who observes the lesbian fuckfest from hidden cameras placed around the pad.  Some of the couples are real life sex partners and their chemistry and inhibitions make for sizzling sex scenes of outrageously raw fuckery.  Don’t get too close to your screen or you could get drenched.

Episode 1: Dylan Ryan & Trucker Cash

Dylan plays a femme in pigtails and Trucker is a “Rebel without a cause” handsome butch.  They are real life lovers and their scene is fast and furious after a short warm up.  Trucker tops Dylan, eating pussy and fisting her hard as Dylan moans frantically.  Trucker forces Dylan to suck her strap-on cock teasing, “Now?” while compelling her to beg to be fucked.  Their performance moves from playful flirting to hardcore fisting until Dylan convulses in orgasm again and again. Trucker displays skills as a cunninglingus expert while Dylan’s vocalizations make for a sexy and passionate scene.

Episode 2: Johnny & Trouble Royale

Trouble is a disco rock queen and Johnny an androgynous bio who take turns fisting each other.  Although Trouble seems enthusiastic, this scene never really takes off for me and lacks the same chemistry and sizzle that the other performers in the film share.  Some of the camera angles are a bit awkward and Johnny’s performance does not come across on screen.

Episode 3: Skye & Stacy Staxxx

Skye and Stacy are two hot femme rebel rocker grrls.  Their scene starts very playful with tickling and spanking, but soon looses momentum with too many starts and stops in the sex play.  The scene stops rather abruptly and I’m not sure who got off, which is too bad as it had potential.

Episode 4: Princess Donna & Jake

Princess Donna-porn star and director for Kink.com-is a voluptuous femme and Jake is a cute butch top well versed in the art of making girls squirm with orgasm.  Both like to play rough and the action takes off right from the start.  The scene begins as Jake leads a blindfolded Donna into the kitchen and rubs ice over her body, her pussy, and then commands her eat it.  Jake pushes Donna over to a counter and cuts off her panties with a knife.  The scene features excellent pussy eating, finger fucking, fisting, spanking and playful to hard rough sex, which never looses intensity until the final climax.  This scene more than makes up for the previous two and the chemistry is super hot between the performers, escalating in a screaming orgasm for Donna.  You’ll have a hard time getting through this scene with out getting wet and seriously turned on.  This scene is my new fav masturbation material and if Jake and Donna every want a three-way, I’m so there!

Episode 5: Jiz Lee & Shawn

Real life lovers Jiz Lee and Shawn are two playful bois whose intimacy onscreen really comes across as authentic.  The scene starts off playfully with Jiz jumping on the bed, then an arm wrestle that Jiz wins by kissing Shawn so she’ll let down her guard.  Shawn is the aggressor of the two who sucks and fists Jiz with expert fisting techniques including two hands at once.  The intensity in their eyes tell it all as their passion for each other ignites the screen, and Jiz says “Kiss me” as she comes.  Jiz then returns the favor as Shawn silently screams, grunts and gushes towards ecstasy.

Crash Pad Series, Volume 1 includes trailers, director’s interview and commentary as well as outtakes which I really enjoyed.  The production quality and editing are seamless, which are a testament to Shine’s background and skill in filmmaking.  Authentic performances by real dykes makes this film a must see for women who want real girl-boi porn by dykes who like to fuck hard and fast.  Crash Pad is the new queer hot spot where all the girls will want to hang-out-but only if they can find the key.

See Pink and White Porn at CrashPadSeries.com.

Visit Pink and White Productions.

Buy Pink and White DVDs from Blowfish.

Ok.  Weird, whacky, kind of fun!  I felt like a far-out space cadet with my milky-way orgasmic glow trying this strange looking massage glove for the first time.  Beam me up Scotty!  I had a Fukuoku Finger Vibe when it first came out and while I thought it was novel, it didn’t really do a whole lot to get me off.  So, I really didn’t know what to expect of the Oh-Magnificent Vibrating Glove.

Well, I’m happy to report that I really liked it.  It is one of those toys that will actually stay in my toy box and not end up in a landfill (or art exhibit) somewhere.  First, I tried it on.  The glove didn’t fit that well.  I have small hands.  But, I see that as a challenge to work around rather than a difficulty.  I was like: “Wow!” when I turned it on and revved it up.  I felt like I had special powers (okay, so now I’m a super hero-ine and not a space vixen) and could do some damage with this thing–in a good way, of course.

So I rubbed myself up and down and “Yeah!” it felt good.  Much more powerful than I had expected.  It seems that those little finger vibes on each finger tip of the glove are more powerful in unison that alone.  Next, I gave the glove to my S/O to try out.  He had trouble fitting the wrist part around his hand and was afraid to rip it but got it on without a problem.  Then he rubbed me down, and, well, it felt so amazing.  Tickling, vibrating, groping fun!

Then he said, “Well, too bad you can’t put lube on it.”  So I said, “Wait!  It says it’s waterproof and washable.”  And, it was.  We used some of our new Kama Sutra Massage Oils and S/O rubbed my back down.  It was lovely, but to tell the truth I couldn’t wait until he turned me over and worked on the front.  Well, I wasn’t disappointed.  Very tickly, but arousing and playful.  Our foreplay was so fun and one of the most enjoyable sexcapades I’ve had in a while.  It was just so silly, and spacey, and ridiculous, but exciting too.

The next night I took it into the bath-tub with me as I really wanted to try it out. Waterproof, you say?  I like to put my toys through the works.  I masturbated clitorally in the bathtub and rubbed the glove all over my body.  The nice thing about it is you can easily reach any place quickly, no repositioning a toy, just grab for it and you’ve got it.  I found the stimulation and vibrations but more intense than the original finger vibe.

By the time I was finishing I was singing “Rocket Man” and fantasizing about Wonder Woman to magnificent orgasms!  So ends this fan fuck-tion star trekking super hero-ine whacky trip!  Oh, and it comes with its own batteries.

After note: I was listening to Leonard Nimoy singing “If I Were a Carpenter” while he’s kissing Captain Kirk on You Tube, so this may be what inspired this review.

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Monday is always my busy, busy day!  Here are the new reviews from Pleasurists!  Enjoy!

November 10th, 2008

Adult product reviews from the last two weeks from all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #2? Read it all here. Do you Have a review for Pleasurists #4? Submit it here before Sunday November 16th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.
Betty’s Blog-A-Versary Swag Contest deadline November 19th
Bondage Photo Contest deadline November 25th

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick
Leo - A Sex “Toy Review by N
As we were looking around, I spotted him. “He” stood 7? inches with 1-½” girth and was perfectly poised on the intricately designed shelfing unit. I almost blushed and forgot all about the girl I came in with.”

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators
Citron Florentine by Ansley Agnello
Sweet G! First Babeland review by Panthera Pardus
Review: Wahl 7-in-1 by Wendy Blackheart
The Smurfator and a Sexual History (G-Twist) by Elle of Kink Unleashed
Catalina Loves the We-Vibe by Catalina Loves
The Lelo Gigi by Ellie Lumpesse

Dildos
Ella by Ansley Agnello
Fuck it like an 80’s metal band groupie (Iron Maiden dildo) by Bad Bad Girl
Celestial Perfection by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Soju Sugar Dildo by Betty Rocket

Masturbation Sleeves/Devices
Maven masturbation sleeve by Epiphora
Rubber Vaginas: In Good Fun? by CR/LF on Sex-Kitten.net

Lube/Massage Oil
Review: Climax Bursts Anal Lube by Rori of Between My Sheets
Sliquid Sassy Anal Lube! by Panthera Pardus
Babeland Naturals Organic Lube Naked by Sexorcism
Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
Himalayan White Tea Massage Oil Spray Review by Stiletto Diaries

Erotic Books/Games
Sex Toy Review: Strip Chocolate by Essin’ Em
PoMoSexuals: Challenging Assumptions about Gender and Sexuality by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Sex- Take A Walk on the Wild Side by The Butterfly Temptress

BDSM/Fetish
Liberate your mind, your body, your sex life! by Thursday’s Child
Rope Harvest by Ang
Doorjam Cuffs and Pinwheel by Urban Gypsy

Miscellaneous
Sextoy Review:: Roundup and Revisits by Dangerous Lilly
Velvet Harness by Alpine Subdreams
Luna Pleasure Bead System: by Lelo by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Sex or Chocolate? Why not both (Lover’s Paintbox) by Domina Doll
Toy Review ~ Lelo Luna Beads by Sylvanus and Mina of At Longing’s End

Image: http://www.cjreport.com/news/3355/chocolate-and-sex-can-boost-brain.html

Chocolate is one of the only sweet indulgences I eat when it comes to sugar.  Okay, ice-cream, too, but that’s one of the four food groups so doesn’t count. And, like sex, I sometimes crave chocolate and need it right now.  Well, Kama Sutra has product that will take care of both those cravings at once.  The Lover’s Paintbox is a gift box set of chocolate body paints that comes in three flavors: dark, white and milk chocolate.  Each edible body paint is packaged in a glass jar which should be refrigerated after opening. The set also includes a paint brush that you can use paint your lover’s body with, in case you’re not into finger painting.

The jars can be microwaved (lids off) to heat up the chocolate and make it a little easier to be drizzled, painted or spread around.  It is fun to play with and feels sensual as warm chocolate is drizzled over your flesh and then slowly licked away.  The taste of the paints is syrupy, the main ingredient being corn syrup, so very sweet.  The paints also contain cocoa and alcohol, so reminded me a bit of chocolate liqueurs that you buy at Christmas or New Years.  Despite a slight after-taste, the chocolate flavor is realistic and tastes as good if not better than the chocolate syrups you drizzle over ice-cream.

My S/O and I used the Lover’s Paintbox set while playing our new Tantric Lover’s Game (see review).  This product is not for massage but for painting on and licking off.  It would be much too thick and messy for a massage lotion, but works great if you want to dribble or smear your lover like a Jackson Pollock canvas.  Good messy fun!

Researchers have found that chocolate has two chemical compounds that link it to the pleasure associated with sex: tryptophan (associated with sexual cravings) and phenethylamine (linked with excitement and euphoria). Sex and chocolate combined may take you to a whole new level of ecstasy or, at least allow you to burn off the calories of consumption with a sexual sugar buzz.  Makes a great gift!

If you are interested in purchasing this product or any other sexuality products like sex toys, please consider doing it through my affiliate account at VibeReview, where all proceeds for the month of November will go to support the Butterfly Tempress Cancer Fund (read about it here).  VibeReview will double the amount donated through affiliate accounts.  Thanks for your support!

Night Lights Lauren by David Lawrence.

Awesome new reviews up at Pleasurists.com.  Looking for some sex toy ideas?  Check it out!

Pleasurists #2

November 3rd, 2008

Adult product reviews from the last two weeks from all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #1? Read it all here. Do you Have a review for Pleasurists #3? Submit it here before Sunday November 9th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blogs if listed.

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick
Njoy Pure Wand by Dangerous Lilly
“I have heard that the G-spot is more swollen and “receptive” after a clitoral orgasm, so I laid there for a bit with the wand still in me, idly playing. Soon, playing in earnest. And then I brought out the Hitachi.
Oh yes, I did.
I combined the two best toys in my arsenal.
Wanna know the result??”

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators
Lust Objectified - Meet Nea by Domina Doll
Nice Try Durex - Durex play vibrations focus by Epiphora
The Miracle Massager plus Attachment by Rori of Between My Sheets
Buzz 1 by Essin’ Em
Sweet G Vibe and The Mini Mini Mouse by Betty Rocket
G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator by Long Distance Sub

Dildos
Bandito by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
Pure Wand from Njoy by Betty Rocket
Natural Contours Energie Kegel Exerciser by Stiletto Diaries

Anal Toys
Double Dare by Agent Ansley
The Nexus Titus by Jack of Writing Dirty

Erotic Books
Yes, Sir by That Toy Chick
The Leather Daddy and the Femme by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Adult Movies
Review of Zack and Miri Make a Porno by Audacia Ray
Perversions of Lesbian Lust by Catalina Loves
The Erotic Witch Project by Hot Movies for Her
Girls Who Lust by Epiphora

Miscellaneous
Penis Cupcake Pan by The Countess - Elizabeth Black

Lucrezia Magazine has an interview with one of my favorite artists, Neo-Symbolist John Santerineross.  Below is his first film “Child, Doll or Bone” about a young woman who is into cutting.  It is haunting, beautiful, disturbing.

Read the interview a Lucrezia Magazine to find out more about the artist and his art.

Read my review The Eroticism of the Subconscious of his last book: “Dream”

“Lust Objectified.”  “Pleasure objects.”  These are the phrases that aptly describe the toys made by Swedish designers LELO (Luxury Erotic Lifestyle Objects), for their toys are beautiful objects of pleasure that the whole world is coveting.  Lelo is my favorite manufacturer of vibrators. They are simply in a class all by themselves.

How do I love Lelo?  Let me count the ways.

Lelo’s pleasure objects are exquisitely designed, high quality, gorgeously crafted, buzzing objects D’art that are manufactured from superior materials featuring pearl, porcelain, sterling silver and 18K gold plate finishes.  All of Lelo’s pleasure objects are rechargeable, so they are environmentally conscientious.  They come with a 1 year warranty so you can look forward to many nights of pleasure.  They are packaged in elegant, durable gift boxes, complete with plug-in charger, instruction manual, and a satin pouch for stylish storage.

A month or so ago, I tried my first Lelo pleasure object Lily, whom I fell in love with.  Now meet her sister Nea.

My buddy SexToy Dave from Sextoy.com sent me Nea as a gift.  He said it was to keep me happy.  Awe, Sweet!  Well, happy is what I am when I receive a wonderful gift like Nea in the mail.

Nea is a bit more girly and polished that her sister Lily.  Where Lily has a pearl, silken finish, Nea’s is sleek, shiny porcelain.  Lily is understated in her “little black dress” while Nea is more flashy with her hot pink mini-skirt and delicate stylized flower design down her back like an Asian tattoo.  Lily is the professional woman in tailored suits and stilettos who drinks dry martinis stirred not shaken, while Nea is her hip younger sister who wears sleek neoprene halter dresses, glittery sandals and rocks the night away at the dance club.

Besides their outward appearances, there is really no difference between Nea and Lily, except for price.  Lily is slightly more elegant and a bit more expensive.  Nea is more fashionable and slightly more affordable.  Both pleasure objects are lightweight and fit into the palm of your hand.  Both are ergonomically contoured and designed for clitoral/vulva stimulation.  They both have easy control (+) and (-) buttons, featuring five gradual speeds and five stimulation modes.  Both are powerful despite their tiny size, yet quiet as a feather.

If you read my Lily review, you’ll know that she worked just fine bringing me to orgasm, and Nea was no different.  The vibration is very sensual and slowly builds towards climax.  The different throbbing, pulsing modes offer diversity in pleasure.

So who’s my girl: Lily or Nea?  Well, I love Lily’s understated look, but most of all her pearl silken finish feels amazing and is my favorite texture.  Although Nea is hip, young and sassy, I prefer silk over satin.  Plus, I’d hate to offend a loyal friend, for one roll in the hay with a savvy disco chic.  You know sisters can be terribly competitive and jealous!  For now, look for me at the martini bar on the leather chair with Lily discretely purring beneath me.

Check out other Lelo products like Yva in stainless steel or 18 K gold-plate, or penetration vibrators Iris, Elise and Liv.

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